Monday, August 29, 2016

Masters of Horror: Episode 19 Pelts

I have no idea how the fur industry works in real life. I really doubt that showing off a single racoon-skin fur coat at a fur show, no matter how nice it is, would produce a great deal of profit if the maker did not have the means of producing more of the same quality. Isn't showing what's available the entire point of fashion shows? Jake Feldman (Meat Loaf) makes an effort to get more coons of the same kind at one point in the episode, but it really doesn't seem to be a major part of his plan. That plot point takes up only a few minutes, and mainly serves for exposition.

This really isn't a strike against the episode, however. Dario Argento is the master of stories that make absolutely no sense. I literally had to read the Wikipedia article on this episode to even understand how the curse worked. Like most of his work, this is a story driven by emotion. Here, that emotion is effective. We don't really care about the intricacies of how humans intend to turn a profit, the fact that they mean to turn a profit from the suffering of other creatures at all is sufficient.

The plot is kicked off by a fur trapper and his son (John Saxon and Michael Suchánek) who sneak onto private land owned by a strange elderly woman named Mother Maytar (Brenda McDonald) to trap racoons. They find that the skins they retrieve are supernaturally beautiful, and contact Feldman to sell them. By the time he arrives, however, both of the trappers are dead, the younger having killed his father, and then offed himself in a raccoon trap.

Feldman takes the furs, determined to make a beautiful coat to show off at a major fur show. He's also hoping to impress a stripper named Shanna (Ellen Ewusie) he tried to rape earlier in the episode. Why he's still allowed in the strip-club, or why she'll still talk to him, I don't claim to know. After the attempted rape she treats him mostly as an annoying, pushy, jackass client for the rest of the episode, but never as a threat.

The episode is based on a short story by F Paul Wilson. While I haven't read the story, according to tvtropes it ended with a homeless woman finding the coat. This woman is unaffected by the curse because she only wants it for warmth. This episode has a much grislier conclusion. I think this may be for the best. The curse doesn't really see a person working in a sweat shop making a coat as any less of a profiteer than the shop's owner or the trappers, so I can't see how heat wouldn't be a form of profit in the eyes of the curse.

Argento's narrative here is fairly straightforward, at least by the standards of Argento. He plays around with chronology a bit, but in fairly predictable ways. We're shown the gory aftermath, and then we're shown the death. The deaths are mostly karmic punishments for the deaths and desecration of the racoons. A woman sews up her face, a man is gutted, a woman dies with her hand trapped in an elevator similar to the racoon trap, and of course Feldman skins himself.

The best attribute here, however, is Meat Loaf. After Fight Club it's surprising to see him as such an asshole, but he plays the role perfectly. His attempted rape early in the episode is distracting, and should have either had more consequences, or been left out entirely. We didn't need that to tell us he's a sexist piece of shit.

That said, however, this is probably the best work by Argento I've seen to date, although I don't claim to be an aficionado of Italian horror. I know what I like, though, and I like this episode. It's gory, it's fun, it moves at a steady pace, and I like Meat Loaf.

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