Monday, August 1, 2016

Masters of Horror: Episode 11 Pick Me Up

Why is Fairuza Balk in this episode? Could someone please explain that to me? It’s not that I have anything against Fairuza Balk, but her character seems entirely redundant to this episode’s storyline. I’m thankful that director Larry Cohen minimized her time, having her disappear for most of the first half of the episode. Still, we’re left with a perfectly good episode, with one obvious glaring flaw. She seems to have been written in because a story about two dueling serial killers wouldn’t have a hero otherwise.

The episode opens with a classic horror set-up: A bus breaks down in the middle of nowhere, stranding all the passengers. Serial killing truck driver Jim Wheeler (Michael Moriarty) offers them a ride. Two passengers agree to go with him, two others and the bus driver stay behind to get picked off by hitchhiking serial killer Walker (Warren Kole).

Names aside, the two eventually find out about each other, and each believes the other to be a trespasser in his territory. They’re relationship is complex. They don’t seem to be offended by the idea that their competitor wants to kill them, in fact it seems to be expected. And they share a mutual admiration for each others' skills. Their conflict is primarily in philosophy: Wheeler, while willing to kill the inconvenient, believes in seeking out dangerous prey. Walker, on the other hand, freely slaughters anyone who happens to be available, and sees Wheeler as pretentious.

While the episode does seem to suggest that this is their first encounter, the two have great chemistry. I imagine that you could cast these actors in almost anything and they’d fit together perfectly. I don’t even really care who wins, I just want them to keep talking for as long as possible.

And then we get to Stacia (Fairuza Balk). She was on the bus at the beginning of the episode, but decided to walk to a hotel. About twenty-five minutes in she appears again at the hotel. After a long day of killing people, Walker and Wheeler end up in the same hotel, with rooms on either side of her. After this point the episode becomes absolutely desperate to keep her alive.

Walker wastes time making scary noises, causing her to flee the hotel. She then accepts a ride from Wheeler, who she believes to be a cop hunting Walker. Wheeler decides he needs her as “bait” to lure Walker. Let me repeat that: Wheeler thinks he needs her as bait to lure in Walker, who is already actively planning to kill Wheeler! This is how desperate the episode is to give Stacia an active role.

Now, does this kill the episode? Absolutely not. However, her presence affects absolutely nothing, and her overacting can bring down an exciting moment like a joke that’s just been explained. All of her scenes could have been replaced with more interaction between Moriarty and Kole, or just more kills. I talk about her presence as a distraction mainly because it’s such a gaping and obvious flaw. We don’t need a sympathetic perspective. We’re horror fans. We can deal with Villain Protagonists.

This is definitely an ending worth talking about: After Stacia causes a crash (that could have happened without her), she’s injured, and the two Duke it out. All three of them end up picked up by two serial killers who drive an ambulance and look for injured people to murder. Meanwhile, I have a big stupid grin on my face at what is probably one of the best endings in this entire series.

This episode is just awesome! It’s pure bloody, campy fun from beginning to end. If you can watch it and not enjoy it you need to seriously rethink your entire outlook on life. No, it isn't scary, but who. cares.

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