Wow, an episode of Goosebumps
that I an enjoyed
unironically.
The cheese is still there. The dialogue has to be condensed to fit
this story into a 30-minute time-slot, so characters rapidly spout
out exposition. However, this episode seems to have been directed by
someone with at least a general understanding of atmosphere, who knew
how to use close-ups, camera angles, and the occasional jump scare
effective.
The episode follows
Lucy (Deborah Scorsone), a girl who loves scaring her little brother
Randy (Brandon Bone) with monster stories. However, one day she
leaves her backpack in the library and discovers that the librarian,
Mr. Mortman (Eugene Lipinski), is a monster who turns green and grows
sharp teeth and eye stalks when he eats bugs.
When her family
reacts exactly as the title of the episode suggests, Lucy decides to
prove it, and Mortman catches her attempting to photograph him. The
term “monster” here seems quite generic. Apparently being
inhuman is assumed to make Mortman evil, and it's taken for granted
that he would eat humans in addition to bugs. But, I’m not here to
fight for acceptance for beings that don’t exist.
After a few close
calls with Mortman, her parents (Lynn Cormack and Dan Lett) invite
him over for dinner. Lucy is of course in absolute panic. Mortman
makes his intentions known by saying “It’s been so long since
I’ve had a home-cooked meal.”
Scorsone and
Lipinski, in addition to the direction, give this episode life.
Scorsone appears to be a bit older than the protagonists from the
first two episodes, and she plays the role more naturally. Nothing
special, but a notch up from the usual child actors.
You
might also know Lipinski from the Animorphs
television series, where he played the role of Visser Three. Here
he's much better, with the episode allowing him to play the role in a
less serious manner, hamming it up as both a classic book nerd, and
an over-the-top farce of a villain.
I wish the episode
could have been in two parts. There are a number of scenes,
particularly between the leads, when certain lines felt like they
were written to have space, but are crammed together. The lines have
weight, but they aren't allowed to sink in.
As for the final
twist: Lucy's family are all monsters. Lucy and her brother, being
to young to transform, were apparently unaware of this. However,
both of her parents are reptilian creatures who invited Mortman over
with plans to eat him. The final confrontation happens mostly
through close-ups, but it works. We get the idea: Mortman dies
screaming.
I'm somewhat
surprised that this episode isn't better remembered. It might be
that the cheesiest episodes were the most memorable, but I honestly
think as an adult horror fan this was worth half an hour of my time.
And, honestly, I wish I could see Lipinski in more things.
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