Monday, July 18, 2016

Masters of Horror: Episode 7 Deer Woman

Credit where credit is due: I was able to figure out how to talk about this episode only after I had a chat with GoingRampant about it. The episode just seems so weird that it's kind of hard to know what I should be saying. Rampant, however, pointed out the comparison to the werewolf legend. Obviously, the legend of the werewolf is now so widespread that signs of a werewolf attack could potentially be recognized as such by law-enforcement officials who found a body under circumstances that fully fit neither an animal nor human attack. Yeah, they wouldn't believe it, but the concept would at least be familiar to them, and a detective desperate enough to consider supernatural explanations would at least let his brain drift in that direction.

This episode, however, deals with a Native American legend far more obscure, and thus more baffling to police. The Deer Woman, a woman with hooves for feet, who has sex with men, and then tramples them to death. The results are both horrifying, and hilarious. Furthermore, even after ruling out the mundane, police are still confused as hell since they don't know the legend.

Personally I suspect the main character, Detective Dwight Faraday (Brian Benben), is intended to be autistic. He's considered a burn-out, and it's implied the department keeps him on working “animal attacks” mainly as a reward for previous service. Where the other detectives overlook evidence that doesn't fit their personal theories, he obsesses over details, even when they lead to downright bizarre conclusions. A redneck appeared to have been killed while highly aroused, by an unusually large deer (or one that put all it's weight on two legs) that somehow got into his van, then kicked it's way out. The other detectives write the hoof-marks off as a sledge-hammer, despite the shape, while Faraday continues to think of scenarios.

While Faraday is trying to sleep we get several mental reenactment of the event, and by his own admission the most probably is that an attractive woman beat the man to death using a deer's leg as a murder weapon, and even that he writes off as “stupid.” The others are even more bizarre, and by far the most entertaining part of the episode.

I don't really consider this episode scary, mainly just because the Deer Woman would be such an easy threat to avoid to anyone who isn't a complete moron. Don't go to a secluded place to have sex with a mysterious woman who won't talk moments after meeting her. Literally, asking “how are you?” would have prevented every death in this story.

Racially, this episode is kind of a mixed bag. On the one hand, Faraday's partner, the only black character, bites it. Furthermore, director John Landis and his son Max are credited as the only writers, indicating there was little input from any actual Native Americans. Even the actress who plays the Deer Woman herself is Brazilian (Cinthia Moura). I will, however, give them a tiny point for a fairly non-stereotypical bit-part. They learn the legend of the Deer Woman from a bartender at a Native American casino. Rather than play him as a Noble Savage, or some kind of Mystic, he's portrayed purely an adorable mythology geek. He doesn't believe a word of the legend, but thinks the story is hilarious.

As for whether or not I'd recommend the episode, I lean yes. It certainly doesn't stack up to...really anything else Landis has ever done. It also falls short of pretty much every previous episode, except Incident On and Off a Mountain Road, and maybe Homecoming. However, it does have a level of charm to it just through sheer goofiness, and Detective Faraday is an excellent character, who an entire series could easily be built around. It's a shame he didn't have a better episode.

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