Monday, October 19, 2015

100 Scariest Movie Moments: #72 Them!

I was initially going to open this review with a discussion of how the level of trust shown in the Government makes this film dated and a product of it's time. I was going to say how, if the movie was made today, it would clearly show the Government as being far less competent. But then I remembered the recent Godzilla remake which showed the Government acting in a rational manner to protect its citizens, and decided that maybe this example of “dating” doesn't really apply to giant monster movies. Apparently people do trust that their leaders would put petty politics aside and do the right thing if a major city was being ripped apart by a creature the size of a skyscraper.

This is generally regarded as the second Giant Monster movie, the first being The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms. So it was presented to an audience that didn't really know to expect an army of Giant Ants seeking to spread and destroy all of humanity. This makes the opening much more subtle. Although many later movies about Giant Monsters hide the monster for some time, this film still opens by showing you the damage it's done to build up the scare factor. However, in Them! we see two police officers finding a ransacked trailer and a little girl who is too scared to talk beyond yelling the film's title, all alone in the desert. Obviously, to filmgoers not yet familiar with the genre, the implication is that one or more perfectly human, or perhaps super-human, villains were at fault.

If there is a distinction other than special effects between the monsters in this film and modern Kaiju it's that there's a real sense of awe that such creatures exist. They're only 8-foot, quite small by Giant Monster standards, but still shocking to the characters. Once again, I find it useful to compare it to the recent Godzilla remake. Because while in that movie, the main characters find out that giant monsters exist by sitting down in a meeting room and being told, in this movie, they encounter one, and still have trouble believing that such a thing could exist, even when the first one has been killed and is literally lying there in front of them. This does seem the more believable reaction. I know if I was there I would be screaming “How the hell can is legs support it's body? Cut them open, we need to know what in the hell they're made of! Titanium?”

I won't act like the performances aren't hammy. It's a monster movie from the 50s, but generally, they work, and the actors seem to be trying decently. It also helps that this is the rare monster movie which doesn't try to make the monsters invincible. Gunshots at their antenna kill the first one encountered almost immediately, and poison and fire are able to kill them as well. They're not a danger to humanity because they can only be killed by a super-weapon or another gigantic monster. They're a danger because of the risk that they could spread and establish additional colonies.

If this movie has a weakness, I would say that it's the simplicity. There's a general assumption that 8-foot long ants will still behave in exactly the same way as their smaller cousins, despite having clearly mutated a great deal. Beyond that, while I don't claim to be an expert on the 1950s US military, the soldiers who assault the ant colony seem to be going in quite light, wearing no armor other than their helmets. I find this a bit unlikely, given that they're carrying rocket launchers and flamethrowers that they fully intend to use. But, I really can't call a movie out on such points in the days of Michael Bay, who would probably end the movie with a one-on-one duel between Optimus Prime and the Queen Ant.

The ants making noise is actually a case of science marching on since the movie was made. There was an ongoing debate at the time concerning whether or not ants could make noise, as microphones sensitive enough to tell had yet to be invented. Either way though, the filmmakers made the right choice. The sounds made by the ants is otherworldly, and I imagine I would be terrified by anything chasing me which made that sound. The fact that they don't make sounds in the real world matters very little to me.

Is this movie going to scare you? Probably not. To a modern viewer, it's in the same category as Universal Monsters, perhaps a rung below Frankenstein. However, it's fun, and it definitely deserves its status as a classic.

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